On my early morning show I heard an interesting statistic. The first Monday each year is the most depressing day of the year. People return to work, children return back to school and buyer remorse settles in after the holidays. I walked into the office and was greeted with our philodendron’s droopy leaves. Gasp!
By noon our day grew infinitely more interesting. A bill settled upon the desk from the business owner the next building over. All of us share the cost for our water valve testing and Gasp! The repair for our water lines was $1300. Thus, the owner suggested we all run our fire sprinkler systems to clear out the lines before a re-test.
My brain registered the loud clanging noise of the alarm after I contacted the alarm company that we were testing the sprinkler system. One of our employees stated that a car drove to our bay door; worrying about the amount of water being dumped along our property line. To our chagrin we noted the cluster of 10-15 people huddled on the sidewalk; alarmed at the clanging and hugging one another. The hubs went outdoors and explained the alarm was on as a test; amidst the worried glances of our neighbors. We should have thought to inform them we were testing our sprinkler system.
Especially when the fire truck pulled into our parking lot, sirens blaring! Our alarm company was instructed of our tests; but the neighboring businesses took it upon themselves to call the fire department instead. Then the police. It was during this hour of commotion that a customer came with his delivery and the HVAC owner visited with his quote for our stolen HVAC unit. It was a zoo!
And the phone lines rang off the hook. I was surprised to have three calls from people saying they had heard about our water damage. When I inquired where the water damage was and where they were standing I finally discerned that these were contractors wanting to repair our “water damage” from our supposed fire. These ambulance chasers must have their radios on the frequencies for the fire department and police. As if our “high fire alert” status with dry, above normal Santa Ana winds, temps weren’t keeping these people busy with real situations.
Ugh. Just ugh. I laughed maniacally just as the in-laws rolled in the door. They missed all of the excitement. How could anyone be depressed after a morning like this?
And so it goes…our business is kicking off into the new year with a bang! The firemen lingered, a bit amused, as they perused the type of items we manufacture. Ironically, we manufacture bolts for local fire ladders. Need fasteners anyone?
To add to the comedy of our first Monday I had to share the written assignment that came home today from my youngest. I shall re-type for clarity…
December 24, 2013 A.K.A Christmas
Christmas is my favorite kind (time) of year and I just have some questions. Are you going (to) travel around the world with cookies with you? Are you happy about Christmas and the Holy Spirit, God, and Jesus? Do you like your elves? Does Your Wife Mrs. Clause Go with you to drop off the presents? When your (you’re) late, do you just drop the presents in their chimney or just throw it in the window? I wish I could see you!
Sincerely, (my son’s full printed name)
2014…here we come!